Class of Grown Ups '22
Booster Bunter: St Cakes, 4th remove - demotion and rustication pending |
Jakie Smugg: St Cakes, C18th prorogued in landau |
| Whizzy Truss: St Self, reserve elevens, dis-assigned tank duties |
| Macca Spencer: Dumbledore Agricultural Facility, chair (expired) for Everything |
| Natalie Elthicke: Dover Nursery (ESN), managing truckers burger stall M20 |
Additional Appointments
SPADS:
Froggy Chummie Cholmondley: SPAD for praising of Bunter
Binty Boosterly: SPAD (backup for Chummie)
Wazza Banger Muttley: SPAD for randomly shouting “Bunter hear hear”
Minnie Totty-Knickerson: SPAD for donor appointments
Biffo Wittering-Smellie: SPAD for denials
Fudgery Flippington: SPAD for lies and misinformation
Interred Spads (alleged):
Reggie Perrin: (demise under investigation by Met ) Transport Ministry, appointment delayed by leaves on the Line
Benny Hill: (demise under investigation by Met) Culture Ministry, appointment subject to milk round
Bruce Forsyth: (demise under investigation by Met) Finance Ministry, for “boosterism -higher, higher, higher!”
Further appointments to follow (subject to Met clearance)...
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