Thursday, 10 February 2022

Bunter's Grown Ups

Class of Grown Ups '22




Booster Bunter: St Cakes, 4th remove - demotion and rustication pending



Jakie Smugg: St Cakes, C18th prorogued in landau 



Whizzy Truss: St Self, reserve elevens, dis-assigned tank duties



Macca Spencer: Dumbledore Agricultural Facility, chair (expired) for Everything


Natalie Elthicke: Dover Nursery (ESN), managing truckers burger stall M20

 

Additional Appointments

SPADS:


Froggy Chummie Cholmondley: SPAD for praising of Bunter

Binty Boosterly: SPAD (backup for Chummie)

Wazza Banger Muttley: SPAD for randomly shouting “Bunter hear hear”

Minnie Totty-Knickerson: SPAD for donor appointments 

Biffo Wittering-Smellie: SPAD for denials 

Fudgery Flippington:  SPAD for lies and misinformation

 

Interred Spads (alleged): 

 

Reggie Perrin: (demise under investigation by Met ) Transport Ministry, appointment delayed by leaves on the Line 

Benny Hill: (demise under investigation by Met) Culture Ministry, appointment subject to milk round 

Bruce Forsyth: (demise under investigation by Met) Finance Ministry, for “boosterism -higher, higher, higher!” 

 

Further appointments to follow (subject to Met clearance)... 




 


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