Cabinet News

 Cabinet News: 

Ministry of Effluence Announced

 

In response to 250 Tory MPs voting AGAINST a bill banning privatised Water Boards from discharging effluent into rivers, lakes and seas, Boris Bombulum Johnson PM has set up a 

Ministry of Effluence as a new facility (aka reredorter) in the House of Commons.  

Soft Close Gove as de facto Primum Flatium:

Meeting in the Small Room Soft Close Gove motioned that a sub-committee should comprise:

Low Flush Dorries

Thunderbox Patel

Khazi Kwarteng 

Cistern Coffey 

Krapps Shapps 

Long Drop Frost 

Velvet Bottom Rees-Bogg 

In Absentia:

Sir Basil Bazalgette (composted) 

Duke of Wellington (composted) 

Charles Wellesley (retired from Gardez de l’Eau)

Motion passed eventually.

Next meeting:

Inside Thames Water Treatment Facility’s septic tank and water bottling plant.

 

 

 

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