3rd Eleven

 

The Daily Toe Rag what would have won the Euros if renamed the Pounds £s

 

 

 

 

Bunter Johnson (forward backwards)

Mazuma Sunak (outfield right winger)

Gnasher Raab (outfield wing back)

Twinkler Gove (backside sweeper)

Buster Buckland (inside defender)

Squaddie Wallace (outside defender)

Hedgie Javid (outer insider)

Stovey Williamson (outright blocker)

Diver Jenrick (right winger defender)

Howler Frostie (extra blocker

Worzel Eustice (open goalie)

Knobby Schapps (12th man)

 

Gaffer Ruskie Termerko (Russian sponsor)

Shagger Hancock (commentator)